Nate and I like to sit behind or next to babies during church. We think they are funny and provide a little bit of humor and entertainment to each meeting (don’t judge us). We have our favorite babies in the ward, (usually the ones that are the cutest) and we try to sit next to or around their parents as much as possible.
Unfortunately, he was not old enough to have control of his spit-up mechanism. Yes, right in the middle of the meeting he SPEWED smelly baby barf all over the pew and all. over. my favorite coat.
His mother cleaned up the pew, but pretended not to notice my coat. It was awkward.